I just had a placenta on my head.
*waits for everyone to go and vomit*
More precisely, I had animal placenta extract on my head. I just used this deep conditioning treatment, creatively named Henna 'n Placenta. Seriously. Now, if I were a marketing pro, I'd try my hardest to keep the word placenta out of my product name, but that's just me.
Anyway. My hair is really soft now. Anyone wanna touch it? *gigglesnort*
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It's like yolk of an egg on your head.
*wonders how many placentas they need for one bottle*
I'm waiting for DH to get back with our Chinese. Then we have to get the EAster stuff done. Kids left out the carrots and celery already and are in bed.
I'm gonna eat some candy tonight!
It's nice being the first comment ona blog. Nowadays I am usually last.
I just like to give you e-mails.
If I had that bottle of shampoo and I still worked in my office and I was pregnant I would stand in the lunch room and squirt some when no one was looking and then yell...My PLacenta!
Thanks! I like getting emails. :)
LMAO
Did I ever tell you when I had my second kid(the boy) that my uterus lining was really stretched very thin? It was paper thin. Could be because the kid was 11 pounds.
*hopes Frodis' kid si not that much*
I think my hair still smells like placenta.
Not that I know what that smells like.
You smell very placentaly.
11 pounds?!
*faints*
I'm waiting for my eggs to boil so I can devil them.
They're taking a really long time.
I like to give myself emails, too. As you can see.
Oooh draw little devil horns on them!
Add some onion and paprika. It is heavenly. Hee. Get it?
Huh? You want me to make heavenly eggs?
Should I mix in some placenta?
*just grossed myself out*
LMAO @ you two. Silly girls. FTR, I dislike both devil-ed eggs *and* placenta talk. *vomits*
Eewwwwwww! I am so thankful that my hair is naturally soft so I don't have to resort to such disgusting lengths for that condition. *vomit*
And WTF was the marketing team thinking??? Maybe they're on to something. After all, the word "placenta" didn't deter you from buying the product.
I was thinking about telling you guys a placenta story, but you probebly think my family is insane already.
Let's just say, you only want to eat well labelled things out of our freezer.
Arkie, if I weren't poor, the placenta probably would have deterred me. But it was only $2, and the V-05 stuff was like $5-6.
Bob? I'm skeered. I don't think I want to know, yet I'm oddly curious.
Oh. Ew. That just sounds gross. But, then again, animals and Tom Cruise eat the stuff, so putting it on your hair isn't so bad by comparison.
LOL-labels may be my favorite thing about new blogger.
I always see that stuff, but can't bring myself to try it. Luckily, my hair really doesn't need deep conditioning anymore. After the age of 22, my hair isn't dry anymore.
*makes icky face*
I got a sample packet of this stuff and wondered about it. so now I think i will give it a try. *grin*
Please do, Carey. I don't want to be the only placenta-head around here.
Is it still soft?
It's not as soft as it was, but it's still softer than my hair usually is.
Oh Jen you alwasy wear your placenta on your sleeve. That is one of the things I like most about you.
Frodis might be able to find a new side business out of selling placentas.
It's a thought, Puffy, but to my knowledge, I only have one, which I plan to keep in Bob's freezer.
I think you look fine without the placenta, personally.
Placentas look kind of like liver, yet no one puts liver on their hair. Well, I don't think so.
Perhaps catching up was not a good idea.
And here I was thinking about a hot oil treatment tonight.
Did you get an email from me?
Yes, Boo. I sure did. *grin*
I need to send you a PM, but my brain isn't working today. Maybe tomorrow.
*smooch*
Ew.
Ew.
Ew.
*grin* :D
*waits*
Hopefully you're not going to cancel.
OMG that's too funny. You have all cracked me most definitely up.
One email doesn't seem like enough when zombie and Nutz sent so many.
OK, I think we have all had ample time to vomit. Please, if nothing else, post a picture of one of your crushes as a new post.
*kicksmooch*
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