The things I do for beauty

I just had a placenta on my head.

*waits for everyone to go and vomit*

More precisely, I had animal placenta extract on my head. I just used this deep conditioning treatment, creatively named Henna 'n Placenta. Seriously. Now, if I were a marketing pro, I'd try my hardest to keep the word placenta out of my product name, but that's just me.

Anyway. My hair is really soft now. Anyone wanna touch it? *gigglesnort*